On Missing Toilet Paper– A Review
I was shaving when I noticed there were no toilet paper rolls out in my bathroom that I share with one roommate. I go to grab a roll from under the sink, but to my surprise… the Charmin Ultra Soft 6-pack double Rolls I bought last week were gone!
I know, it’s pretty shocking, right?
In it’s place was a generic 4 pack called “Angel” (not Angel Soft). I took the roll out, not thinking about the implications of 6 rolls down the drain in one week and place it on the toilet’s tank (we don’t have a TP roll holder). And I’m wondering… where’d all that toilet paper go?
6 rolls in 7 days seems like a bit much considering the amount of time I’m not at home and the infrequency in which I see my roommate. Leading me to a few theories.
The toilet paper is being stolen, folded and stamped, and converted into counterfeit dollar bills in my building’s basement.
One of my three roommates secretly eats toilet paper like that lady from hoarders.
There was an emergency that required a delicate paper product’s touch to fix.
Ghosts.
My roommate is doing an Avant Garde art project that requires a specific amount of Charmin Ultra Soft.
Mysteries like this really get under my skin, because well… my skin is quite thin to begin with. Adding to the confusion, I’m the only one who ever buys toilet paper for this bathroom. I buy the same pack of rolls every time and I always have to buy a new set every three weeks, and if you’re wondering why I know that, you gotta read more blogs ;)
Well. We’ll live with this mystery until I sleuth out an answer.
Update: So I texted my roommate. Something I don’t do often because… well… We’re not the greatest of friends. I was then informed that we “went through all of the rolls, because the rolls [I] bought were small so we ran out fast.”
HMMMMmmmm….
